It is a small cast as the Christian couple find themselves intertwined in the lives of this other family in need.įixing Christmas Can you put the front end of a car on the stage? This play takes place in the garage as our mechanic lead is working on a car for his friend’s daughter. But Grandma wants her say and shares the simple gospel message.įinding Peace is a serious drama about a marriage that is crumbling and the need for salvation as well as healing of the relationship. Wise cracking teens, sleepy grandpa, and the crazy old woman next door… add to the chaos of the day. The butler and maid bring some humorous moments to make it more fun, as well.Ĭhristmas at the Murphy’s is another family drama that actually has more comedy than drama in it. You are on your own with the music and the story is about a family with secrets meeting for the holiday (Thanksgiving or Christmas). Here are some popular suggestions for you:Ī Family Blessing is a large cast production that features some musical numbers and all ages. Our church dramas have a broad range of topics and cast sizes.
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(Curly sitting one side of Stan puts her hands flat against his.)įrom children's theatre comedy play " Cosmic Pets"ĬAPTAIN THUNDERBOOTS: You’re a strange looking monkey.It is time to be working on your Christmas production! If you have not selected a Christian Christmas play yet and you would like to do a drama this year, perhaps there is something here at Scripts By Warren that will be just perfect for you. (Two strangely dressed people holding wings enter stage, warm-up like athletes, flap furiously and jump from chair, one after the other and walk off sadly.) It didn’t really work.įrom " The Christmas Miracle" kids Christmas play NARRATOR: Previous designs for manned flight had involved a lot of flapping. (Tea Drinker 1 continues to drink happily.)įrom " The Back to the Past Guide to Great Scientific Breakthroughs " children's play What I mean is that if you accept British tea, you're also accepting the King's authority to make laws over our land. PROTESTER: Put that drink down immediately! It contains the seeds of slavery. TEA DRINKER 2: Well, thankfully that's hardly likely to happen is it? In fact, I'd say that situation could never ever arise. I just don't know what I'd do if I was deprived of my daily cup. We mainly drink green tea in the colonies.
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There are four main types of tea: white, green, oolong and black. TEA DRINKER 1: Ooh, what a lovely drink! It's incredibly popular in America you know. But, we forgive you.įrom the script of " The Boston Tea Party" PIERRE PAN: Ooh la la, you not listening to the order. Wakey, wakey, teachers: it’s better than attending a staff meeting. Let’s see if the teachers can do it! Scrub the decks, salute the captain, and climb the rigging. Read samples from the funny play script for kids:įrom " The Real Pierre Pan" parody play script VARUS: Ahh, but there is good news! We’ll build Roman baths, public toilets.ĬHIEFTAIN #2: That looks fun. VARUS: (Showing picture of money bag going to Rome:)We’re going to collect taxes (Showing picture of person being whipped on the bottom:) and give you some good ol’ Roman law. Read samples from amusing elementary school play " 4th July: Independence Day".įrom " The Lost Eagles" educational play script SERVANT 1: Not if you don't say 'please', sir.
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TYBALT: Give me your biggest, meanest, sharpest spoon for I mean kill a sworn enemy. TYBALT: A plague in your pants! What do you have? Romeo is now gazing lovingly a metre away from Julie, who does not notice him.) (Tybalt rushes over to the serving tables. Aghh, alas I carry no sword and have no dagger. TYBALT: I recognise that face! A cursed Montague in our house. There's no need for desperation: we can always tax the poor more. I'll even sell my jewels to pay for the expedition!įERDINAND II OF ARAGON: Steady on, dear. (All Penguins point to the sleigh in horror.)įrom the play script " Christopher Columbus" MAX: We even looped-the-loop and flew upside-down! OPENSLAE: So, that was probably when Father Christmas fell out. Read samples: NEW! - LIBRARY OF FUNNYįrom the Christmas comedy script " Merry Penguins"